Don't Forget To Breath

loveissuchalovelytorture:

shark-bones:

Bath mat turns red when wet. 

I need towels made out of this, and then I’d make my guests use them with out telling them.

Then wait for the screams of terror.

Calm down there, Satan.

nickmoorexvx:

Yesterday a guy came up to me at work was like “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

I’ll say that again. 

A guy came up to me

at work

and asked “How are you ever going to get a job with all those piercings?”

wordsgonesilent:

and-rohan-will-answer:

scenesfrom-an-italian-restaurant:

I just realized that “lead” rhymes with “read”, but “lead” also rhymes with “read”. 

you piece of shit.

You just broke the English language.

mumfoalandsons:

one time in 8th grade math class, my asshole teacher who didn’t like me goes “erin goes to the store to buy a new personality because hers sucks, the one she wants is-” and i cut him off and said “i wanted the asshole personality, but you took the last one”

he never bothered me again

drarna:

im in no position to have high standards but it doesn’t stop me

elizabeth-ethel-cordelia-midford:

doitsu-is-near:

gradeafangirl:

dr3amingofdisn3y:

bakerstreet-timelords:

everythingcanadian:

girl-in-the-tardis:

captainjackismylonelyangel:

bondless-children:

weirdnessisthenewblack:

welcometogeekdom:

seducingvicfuenteswithtacos:

soulreadermaka:

scentless2starflower:

camiwan:

OMG OMG OMG

instead of classes… FANDOMS!!

I WOULD BE THE HAPPIEST PERSON ON THIS PLANET.

Can uniforms be optional tho

Instead can our uniforms depend on the fandom? Like Harry Potter robes, Elven cloaks, Sherlock scarves, Dalton suits… 

I’d be a mess of multiple uniforms.

I’M COMING HOME, I’M COMING HOME. TELL THE WORLD I’M COMING HOME.

How to Survive Hell, Heaven, and Purgatory taught by Professors D. Winchester, S. Winchester, and C. Winchester

 

guys, can you imagine the dorms? would it be like being sorted into a house like a sorting hat when you have to look up for dorms?

The Who/Sherlock dorms

Harry Potter/Narnia/LOTR Dorms

Pirates/History dorms

Sports dorms (colored pillows, sheets and curtain to your team/s of choice)

And what if instead of sports day we did a week-long Hunger Games (with points instead of killing each other

And for the Fandom Trophy at the end of the year the one with the most points for their Fandom House would be presented with a trophy of an item that symbolizes our fandoms (e.g. TARDIS, deerstalker, Impala) and fandom flags would be hung up around school until the summer

But of course since most of us are in multiple fandoms so maybe we could be Sorted like girl-in-the-tardis mentioned above into the fandom which we’re most passionate about or been in for longest

And the library was just one massive floor full of books with a cute coffee shop sectioned near the window

omg i would feel so at home

DISNEY DORMS! My uniform would be me dressed as Ariel all the time

Ugh this has to happen. I feel sad because it probably won’t

what if we can make it real for the next/future generations then?

“Hi, I’d like to enrol my kids to this school.”

OMFG YES

myjourneytofitandhappy:

the cat that just casually fucking hiccuped and probably summoned the dark lord

omg the way that last baby hops!

The mama’s all embarrassed, “oh my god! I am so so sorry they don’t usually behave like this, they’re good kids really…”

i’m laughing so hard

I’M SO DONE

THIS IS WHY I LOVE CATS

brandonurie:

i hate those things were its like ‘describe yourslef and ill say if id date you’ becuz you can legit make anything/one sound nice, like ‘tall, brown hair, blue-grey eyes, charismatic, vegetarian, very passionate about stuff’ and youre probably thinking wow that sounds pretty good, little did u kno i just described hitler

lipstickklullabyss:

youngwildpreppy:

TANGLED. ENGAGEMENT. RING.

ASHLEY BRICK IF YOU SEE THIS ITS FOR YOU

i do this really cute thing where i shut down and hate everybody

runwritesuffer:

backdrive17:

wishbone-wishbone:

ashleybash:

basedpussyandbuffalowings:

basedpussyandbuffalowings:

kwills88:

Gollum Covers Taylor Swift

!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

relevant. 

I. Am. Dying!

i caNT

I am completely losing my shit over this

The ending! xD

northernp0ny:

I admire the shit out of eventers.

I mean you just jumped like a 4 foot LOG with WATER IN FRONT OF IT ARE YOU fuCKING CRAZY, you have some BALLS I MEAN THEY’RE LIKE oh yeah is that A DOWNHILL WITH A DITCH AND WATER? YAY LET’S DO IT I MEAN SOME OF THE JUMPS ARE LIKE TWICE THE HEIGHT OF A GROWN MAN I CAN’T EVEN JUMP A 3FT STRAIGHT IN A SCHOOLING RING WITHOUT SPENDING ABOUT 7 HOURS GETTING THE COURAGE TO CANTER UP TO IT

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